Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the ocean's favorite song?