Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What game do bats excel at?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?