Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a dog in space?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?