What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the cat go to medical school?