What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?