Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What utensil does water use to eat?