Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call the dog magician?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a small mom?