Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did summer say to spring?