Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why don't ants get sick?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the storm actually calm?