What kind of water does an angel like?
Holy water!
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do bees buzz?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How is life like toilet paper?