Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?