Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How does dinner smell?
What do you give a sick pig?