How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?