How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
When do mice play every day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of books do boats write?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?