How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
It's Crowded!
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?