What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?