What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?