What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a forklift?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do plants hate algebra?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?