Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are winter days great?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?