Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
It's allergy season again?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?