What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a table you can eat?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?