What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why can you never find the number nine?