Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What condiment has wings?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are winter days great?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do amoebas make calls?