Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What reads and lives in an apple?