Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What was the first animal in space?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What sports are both plant-based?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which relative loves rice?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the politest month?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?