Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do bees chew?
What do cows say on NYE?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?