Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which fly makes films?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?