Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How does a witch play loud music?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?