Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?