Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where was Noah born?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?