Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?