Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do elves learn in school?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What was the first animal in space?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which is the worst season?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?