Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?