What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?