What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?