What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?