Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why was the cat so small?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was the bee sad?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?