Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the politest month?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are frogs always so happy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?