Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the fish blush?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do bees chew?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?