Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How many insurance policies do cats need?