What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What bird is losing its hair?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What table can you never sit at?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?