What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a robot's favorite snack?