What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do pigs learn magic?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!