What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Surprise!!!!
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?