What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What event do spiders love to attend?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?