What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where would you find an elephant?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?