What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a forklift?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?