What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Can February March?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do baseball players love bowling?