What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who is the fastest reindeer?