What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do fleas travel?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?