What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do books sleep?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where does the president keep his razor?