What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?