What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you say if you meet a toad?