What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a cow's dream job?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?