Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?