Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?