What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?