What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?