What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?