What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?