What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?