Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What bee is good for your health?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What day is your mom always right?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?