Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?