Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?