What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?