What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Who invented fractions?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a pig thief?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do fish do at parades?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?