What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is another name for a cow?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?