What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What day is your mom always right?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?