What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?