Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the spider so smart?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you make a bandstand?