Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
When do astronauts eat?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
It's Crowded!
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?