Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the color of the wind?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a watch's eldest relative?