What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do bees chew?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are fish such good architects?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?