What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?