What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?