What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?