What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?