What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do horses reside?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?