Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
How long will dinner be?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?