Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
When does a horse talk?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?