Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
How are teens like cats?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did electricity win the race?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?