Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?