Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What bee is good for your health?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?