What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Free Bird.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is the coolest country?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
