What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Free Bird.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?