What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the loudest sport?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
When does a horse talk?