What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What bird helps you stay dry?
When is Dad's bedtime?