What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?