What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
When do astronauts eat?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a silly hill?