What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?