What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a dog in space?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?