What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are winter days great?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How is life like toilet paper?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of water does an angel like?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?