What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?