What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a sheep's favorite game?