What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?