Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How are teens like cats?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?