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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
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Did you know about April 1st?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
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What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
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How do billboards talk?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?