Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?