Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the most masculine animal?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?