What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Lollihops.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?