How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What day is your mom always right?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?