How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?