How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How does a cow do math?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?