Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do trees have so many friends?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?