Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are winter days great?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?