Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where do you take sick ponies?