Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?