What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
When should you start writing a book?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?