What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which is the worst season?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?