Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do trees hate going to school?