Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?