Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why is furniture so generous?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?