Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Did you take the patient's temperature?