What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
I'm not a bad putter.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animal makes the best lunches?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?