What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do math teachers eat?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the math book sad?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?