What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do vampires always look sick?