When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do bees chew?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do frogs eat in the summer?