When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?