When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do bees buzz?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?