Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?