Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Can February March?
What table can you never sit at?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?