Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What bird is losing its hair?
What words make the best athletes?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?