Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What game do cows play at parties?