Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What tree has the most bark?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?