What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What animal should you never play poker with?