What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?