What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did summer say to spring?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What tree has the most bark?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?