What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do cows go on vacation?
When does a horse talk?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?