What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do amoebas make calls?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What condiment has wings?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?