What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
How are teens like cats?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a henway?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What day never takes itself seriously?