What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?